January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.
"I’m so mad about this I’m gonna sidewalk chalk about it," is an impulse that speaks to me.
i wanna punch the person who parked that truck
the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts
still no response; unsure if she’s in tune with my specific needs
nevermind she gets me
SHE LITERALLY JUST BROUGHT 100 SKELEMANS HOME
what exactly is going on in that picture in the background
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]